"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."

Amy Pohler and Seth Meyers have a segment on Weekend Update known as "The Really?!" segment. At various points the past month I have had my own version of that segment running through my head.

Here's the thing, I have an amazing memory. I know all the contradictions people make, I note them when they're happening. Each time one springs up, my very own Seth and Amy appear shouting "REALLY!?"

Yes, really Seth and Amy, it has come to this. It has come to the mental note making of things that I never thought I would need. The absurdities that have transformed throughout are curious. I wonder though if people are aware of such contractions. Are most people even somewhat self aware these days? I find that's a rare quality for a person to possess. Introspection is a beautiful thing.